On a further note, after waking up in a pool of self-loathing, I decided, you know what self, I'm not going to shower, not going to brush my hair, going to wear my glasses, and I'm going to wear my pajamas and head to class. I just decided, I'm going to look like a hobo and everyone in class will just have to plug their noses and look the other way. To my surprise, I BLENDED RIGHT IN. I did not stand out in the slightest but I looked like every other half asleep girl in my recitation. I have been way too narcissistic not to notice the little bits of egg and cheerios in the hair of the other girls in class.
Even though I did indeed partake in the yoga pants and cheerios look, that does not mean that I should ever again or that any other girl at school should either. Unless you just pulled an all-nighter studying for a final, your dog died, or your boyfriend just dumped you, you have no reason why you can't slip into a pair of jeans. If you did have some traumatic even happen to you the night before, you have a 24 hour period where no showering and yoga pants are acceptable. Not to act like the fashion police, but HELL NO LADIES. I deserve 10 lashes for my public indecency and so do you. Yoga pants are for yoga. AMEN.
