Sun's out, guns out.

It is 70 degrees in Boulder, Colorado and everybody has taken their clothes off.

Not all of their clothes, obviously (we aren't all dirty hippies), but shirts are off, sun dresses are on, and translucent white legs are on display.

To those of you unfamiliar with Colorado weather, or any region of the world that has cold winters but hot summers, in the fall, 70 degrees is the equivalent to 85 in the summer. After a long winter of -10 degrees, when your nostrils freeze and your toes are always numb, 70 feels pretty damn hot.

But not that hot.

Put your goddamn clothes back on people. Okay fine, rock that sundress, but lets be honest, you're chilly. Summer will come people, in due time. In the mean time, let's try and keep some of our clothes on. That bikini might be cute, and maybe you'll get a little tan, but if those goose bumps all over your legs are telling us anything, its that you need a hoodie. And boys, your nipples are so hard they could cut glass. Give them a break. Throw on a T-shirt until the wind dies down, please. I'm cold looking at you.

Enjoy the sun, should make for an interesting St. Patty's day this weekend.

xo
K