F-bombs and beyotches

I need to apologize. It has been brought to my attention that I have been offending readers (ahem mother) with my unnecessary use of curse words on my blog, on my Facebook, and on my Twitter.

My apologies. I had no intention of offending or appearing unladylike to anyone. After all, I am a goddamn lady.

I think I should take a moment to review the significance and offensiveness of each curse word I frequently use. This way, if I should use one of said curse words, god forbid, we will all be on the same page as to not unintentionally offend anyone. This way, you can fully understand my motivation behind the word and either be less offended by its use, or about the same as you were before, in which case, I can't help you, stop reading my fucking blog.

Here are the curse words most commonly encountered on any of my social media sources:

goddamn
damn
fuck
fucking
mother fucking
bitch
ass
asshole
shit

These are very common curse words but are still, in my opinion, are the most effective and usefull.

Let's begin with "goddamn" for it is, by far, my most commonly used profanity (see - every blog I've ever written). This phrase is used for negative emphasis. For example, "..and I couldn't find my goddamn keys!" As you can see it's simply another adjective expressing frustration. No harm, no foul.

Next, lets address "fuck," "fucking," "mother fucking," and "fucker."
This word, in any variation is among the most forbidden of curse words. I was brought up in a household where it was referred to as the elusive "f-word." But today, it has made it's way into my vocabulary.
Most commonly, I use a variation of "fuck" in my writing because that sentence was fucking boring. Throw a "fucking" in there to spice things up. I like to think of it as my literally equivalent to Cholula hot sauce. Spicy and goes well with everything.

Finally, "bitch."  Yes, this word seems very aggressive and derogatory. And that's exactly how I mean it.


I hope this clears up any confusion and you can all see that a casual "fuck" thrown into any sentence is really just a part of a insightful and engaging piece of literature.

xo
K