IT IS 28 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND MY GODDAMN HEATER IS BROKEN IN MY GODDAMN APARTMENT.
So my toothpaste is frozen, my sheets feel like they were in the freezer, the bathroom window is frosted, and I am a wee bit chilly.
Want to know what my kind hearted landlord dropped by to help us with out troubles instead of fixing our heater? He sent one of his minions to drop off a TINY ASS SPACE HEATER. You think this 1ft x1ft heat box is going to keep my 3 bedroom apartment warm tonight? You must be out of your fucking mind.
As we speak, my freshly showered, wet hair is turning into icicles and my toes are turning purple. My pipes are freezing and my nose is running.
If I make it through the night, I'll be sure to write my landlord a thank you note for the generous gift. NOT.
Deuces,
K
2 comments:
Sources say . . . you're currently sitting in Starbucks. Confirmed.
Isn't there some charming man who will put up with you in his place for a few nights?
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